Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls... |
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Welcome to the show! |
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Are ya ready? |
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3, 2, 1 (ok) |
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Knock-knock, howdy fellas! Here comes the trouble! |
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We're by night the devil's half-time ragtime rustlers |
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Untouchable charisma and spifflicated muscle |
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Split the difference, ya get the real "Honky-Tonk Hustle" |
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Hell's unbroken stallions, valiant swing rapscallions |
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Bring back the "oki-doki, FUCK OFF" mentality! |
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An advantageous place of our own, where "having fun" wins, so |
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Uncourageous fakers best be knowing their onions, okay? |
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So much for tryna' keep the record "clean and stainless" |
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-え, そんな事ないと思った |
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(Huh? I didn't think it was like that.) |
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But there's a line between "defying the law" and "acting brainless" |
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-え? なんて ⾔った? 死ぬほどワロタ |
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(Sorry, What? I laughed myself to death!) |
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(Geez...) |
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We got the real sockdolager sounds |
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And everybody wants a piece, but all I want is to peace out!! |
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An off-the-beat town of scoffing clowns who act tough |
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Show 'em what hell is!! Only jealous cuz they can't catch up |
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So COME ON! (Let's keep it movin') |
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I'll break these iron chains they've got me locked in |
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Raise hell myself cuz all you're doin's talkin'! |
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So don't tell me how to break the law |
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I don't buy what you're selling |
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You say you're gonna "set me free" |
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Well, you take too long!! |
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Hey what's the hold up |
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I'm sick of being holed up, and told what |
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To say and what to stand for by the man that's in control but |
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Off-handed and unplanned escape's a ticket to "goodnight" |
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But the animal's need to be freed's a stick of dynamite |
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So welcome one and welcome and all, to Satan's hell in jail-cell walls |
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Regard the riotous lunacy till opportunity calls |
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A demon's "game of chance", or poker for souls |
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But here the Warden plays a hand |
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Wherein the Joker is the one in control |
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"I guess you could say the devil's off my shoulder!" |
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HA HA!! Hilarious! Despair upon the worthless |
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Behind the slick, sophisticated compsure |
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He who runs a circus tends to be nefariously merciless |
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But if I had your soul, we could make a break for it... |
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Give and takin', given what's a stake, don't gotta hate me for it! |
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Hide our claws, obey their ridiculous laws and mimic their dance |
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Be reverential soldiers 'till we get that chance! |
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So COME ON! (Let's keep it movin') |
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I'll break these iron chains they've got me locked in |
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Raise hell myself cuz all you're doin's talkin'! |
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So don't tell me how to break the law |
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I don't buy what you're selling |
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You say you're gonna "set me free" |
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Well, you take too long!! |
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1, 2, 3, 4 |
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Countin' down the second 'till we aim for the door |
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We gotta sneak out the back, stop overthinking |
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And peak through the cracks, take out the kingping |
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This moment determines if we're swimmin' or sinkin' |
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An unforeseen deterrent could arise, so no blinkin' |
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A wink of the eye, a minor slight of the hand |
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I'm gonna make it out alive with or without cha', man! |
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So are you in or you out? Don't complicate this |
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You hurry up, you'll enter right in time for the great TWIST |
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Of fate, it's the grande finale, so take a bow! |
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Curtains down, ding-dong |
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Sorry, you take too long |
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Man, you take too long |
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I can't wait, so COME ON!! |
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(Let's keep it movin') |
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I'll break these iron chains they've got me locked in |
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Raise hell myself cuz all you're doin's talkin'! |
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So don't tell me how to break the law |
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I don't buy what you're selling |
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You say you're gonna "set me free" |
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Well, you take too long!! |
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(You say you're gonna "set me free") |
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(Yeah, you say you're gonna "set me free") |
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Well you take too long!! |
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Well, you take too long! |