제임스 완 VS 웨스 크레이븐
공포영화 감독 랩배틀
Epic Rap Battle Parodies의 리부트 후 두 번째 배틀.
나이트메어 시리즈의 창시자인 웨스 크레이븐과 컨저링 유니버스의 창시자인 제임스 완의 대결이다.
1. 가사
제임스 완 :Straight from the grave
this ghost's come to face off?
Then I'll flip this around
as our ways cross
'cause if you really wanna play with James Wan
then your jig is up, Craven
it's game on
you've been fucked from the start
with your carnal gore
must've picked it up from making
all that hardcore porn
but now your awful bores
collect rotten scores
only good for watchers
when they wanna munch on corn
but it's no wonder
Freddy came from your mind
to escape from the kinds of
depraved shit inside
both our films serve as great inspirations
alright
mine for creative work
yours for taking a life
Now the first Nightmare wasn't bad
I'll admit
but when part two was written
you bashed it and quit
then you ran for the hills
tryna catch up to this
but the third started
and they dragged you back in their shit
I'm the mind behind
the top earning horror franchise of all time
another in the top five
no legacy can top mine
I stepped out the genre
dropped billion-dollar hits
while your non-horror flicks
do they exist?
yeah, you're stuck with the genre
but you've turned crap at it
I've seen scarier films
from Wes Anderson
with all those marriges
you've had to let rot
you've gone through more rings than Sidney Prescott
웨스 크레이븐 :
Quiet on set
you're starting to bore
I thought that The Nun
was the loudest I'd snore
you're gunning to be number one
but I wonder
were reviewers booing
the best you can conjure?
jumpscares into the deep blue
you say no genre can stop you
now superhero fans are taking shots at Wan, too
your movies are becoming
as soulless as Annabelle
this dummy would be nothing
but a hack without his pal, Whannell
signed yourself to Blumhouse
but now your talent is wasted
shoulda kept that verse locked
in Ed and Lorraine's basement
it's true a dark movie
can be the most frightening
but I'm talking plots
not your damn low lighting
your prosthetic effects are
as common as your good bars
go ask James Charles
if makeup is too hard
you use cheap tricks
my fear lingers for years in kids
my satire of all your tropes
is taken more serious
like your cinematic universe
the world will forget you
so take a bow
and kneel to the MCU
with effects pushing limits
of what is crafted by hand
your method lacks all the charm
the final product is bland
just push a couple keys
and the code does the work?
It's like you CGI'd that verse
제임스 완 :
Spent your childhood trapped
by your parents' Baptist practices
stripped you of all your freedom
no amount of churches I haunt
could ever match those religious demons
practical effects are impressive, true
but they limit the vision
of what artists can do
but you had everyone rallying
to ban your first production
and you're really gonna rail on me
for pushing buttons?
You're in my world now
no way you can handle It
your sequels prove your standards
dropped worse than your daddy did
you'll be forgotten in time
this whole genre is mine
and still no stopping my grind
bitch, I'm Wan of a kind
웨스 크레이븐:
Well, someone's pissy
though I shouldn't be surprised
when this guy gets inspired
by the bottom of a pint
had your agents on your ass
your thoughts turned violent
but when it came to film ideas
your brain was Dead Silent
while you and Tiny Tim were
tiptoeing through the tulips
I took my Swamp Thing
and it actually concluded
you're no king
your movies use every trite cliche
like you got possessed by the soul of Michael Bay
Jigsaw is steps away
from the fame of Freddy
too bad he became an icon
when you left already
you'd think your scares
took everybody by surprise
but not even the hills
had to cover their eyes
?:
The Elm Streets would thank you, Wan
your yawn fests put the
whole world's teens to bed
took the spotlight off of real terror
now it's safe to sleep again