휴 헤프너 VS 피-위 허먼 [1]
엔터테이너 랩배틀
Epic Rap Battle Parodies 시즌 4의 여섯번째 배틀이다.
미국의 성인 엔터테이너이자 플레이보이 창간자인 출판업자 휴 헤프너와 스탠디업 코미디언이자 아동프로그램 진행자 캐릭터인 피-위 허먼의 대결. [2]
가사 속 대문자는 모두 영상에서 자막으로 등장한다.
1. 가사
휴 헤프너 :The difference between Playboy vs Playhouse is simple [3]
You took my title and stuck a "with" in the middle
I'll have to riddle 'gainst a little kid who didn't take his Ritalin
and giggles like his nipples got twisted but think it's tikling
Wishing Miss Yvonne would kiss you "right where it hurts ma'am"
But with that Pee-wee, you'll never be Her Man
Your Rising Action Climaxed in the previews
where Pee-wee was "cumming in theaters near you"
피-위 허먼 :
HA! [4]
a bunny suits you well
the way you hop around town playing show and tell
Making beds rock out of wedlock of the law
I don't know how you keep it up
with that pin above your balls
'Cause your pals are only palimonies and after you're deceased
You'll be a veteran remembered as an Editor in Cheif
uh, you are a crooked man
who I'm gonna subscribe to the bible
and override your Bi-Cycle with my bicycle!
휴 헤프너 :
You're a schizophrenic messwho's poisoning a generation
Try and gaze at my mansion while you are enslaved in your basement
'Cause you're a nerd hippie, I'm a strapping geriatric gladiator
and I'll have you running like a fidgety refrigerator
Crank all the prank calls your think won't tank
'till you underplay the interest accrued in your spank bank
You think you're forgotten from watching me lay it down
No, I just have more 'versatile' toys in my playhouse
피-위 허먼 :
Not ONE good joke!?
Guess you can't stand up
Plus, you might "stop motion" if your heart rate goes nuts!
I know the mind of a child and I'll use it to crack your code
and add a 49 shades of red to your bathrobe!
with the tip of the hat I'll be tipping your boat
If you are joking, I'll be literally coming at your throat
now we both play with plastic toys but why?
I know you are, butt! What am I?
it's sad your form of literature is Overkins on calendars
You're no entrepreneur, Your category is Amateur!
I'll force you in the drawer in the morgue with those loose screws
'Cause we all scream when we see you as if the secret word was HUGH!